{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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David \"Junior\" Kimbrough was an American blues musician. His best-known works are \"Keep Your Hands off Her\" and \"All Night Long\". In 2023, he was inducted in the Blues Hall of Fame.
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Suncor Energy Inc. is a Canadian integrated energy company based in Calgary, Alberta. It specializes in production of synthetic crude from oil sands. In the 2020 Forbes Global 2000, Suncor Energy was ranked as the 48th-largest public company in the world.
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