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Gregoire (Willow) Lake is a lake in Alberta, Canada. It is part of the Athabasca River basin.
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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